Your LinkedIn Profile
Deserves to be Roasted.
Paste any LinkedIn profile. AI reads every word and delivers a brutal, specific, hilarious roast — then tells you exactly how to fix it.
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Rahul M. — Score: 28/100 (Grade F)
"Your headline reads like a fortune cookie had a midlife crisis and nobody called 911."
Four Levels of Destruction
Choose your heat. The AI will match it.
"Your headline is a bit generic, but the bones are there. Try leading with a specific result instead of your job title — that will immediately stand out to recruiters."
"You listed 'passionate about innovation' in your bio — alongside ZERO innovations. That's not passion, that's a copy-paste job at 11pm. Your about section reads like you Googled 'LinkedIn bio template' and gave up halfway through."
"Your headline is a graveyard of buzzwords where careers go to die. 'Dynamic synergy-focused results-driven change-agent' — congratulations, you've written the LinkedIn equivalent of a screensaver. Nobody is reading past word three. Nobody."
"[18+ PREVIEW] What the f**king hell is this headline? You spent actual minutes of your actual life writing 'passionate about driving synergistic outcomes' and then clicked SAVE. You SAVED it, bhai. This is a public document. People can see this..."
How It Works
Zero signup. Zero login. Just paste and get roasted.
Copy Any LinkedIn Profile
Open any profile — yours or someone else's. Press Ctrl+A then Ctrl+C to copy all the text.
Choose Your Intensity
Gentle feedback or nuclear destruction? Pick from 4 levels. Unhinged is 18+ adults only.
Get Destroyed (Then Fixed)
AI reads every word and delivers a specific, personal roast + a real improvement plan.
Share & Go Viral
Download your roast card, share your score, challenge your network. The fire spreads.
Everything Included. All Free.
Single Profile Roast
Paste any LinkedIn profile text and get a full AI roast with scores, grade, improvement tips, and a viral one-liner. Specific to YOUR profile — zero generic advice.
Compare Two Profiles
Battle two profiles head-to-head. Both get individually roasted, then compared. A loser is declared. Great for friend challenges and office rivalry.
Viral Download Card
Download a beautiful branded roast card with your score, grade, and the most devastating line. Made to be shared on LinkedIn for maximum engagement.
Roman Urdu / Hinglish Mode
Get roasted in desi style. The AI switches to street-level Roman Urdu/Hindi — like a brutal Pakistani/Indian friend who tells it straight over chai.
They Got Roasted. They Came Back for More.
Real reactions from real LinkedIn profiles that got destroyed.
“Got a score of 23 in Savage mode. Cried a little. Fixed my entire profile in one evening. Got 3 recruiter calls the next week. Worth it.”
Rahul Sharma
Software Engineer, Bangalore
“Tried Unhinged mode on my colleague's profile as a prank. He's fixed his entire LinkedIn and now sends me his changes before posting. You're welcome, Rohan.”
Priya Kapoor
Marketing Manager, Mumbai
“The AI called out my "passionate about synergizing paradigms" bio specifically. I wrote that 3 years ago. The shame was immediate and deserved.”
James Mitchell
Product Manager, London
“Used this before applying to my first job. The AI roasted me so hard I rewrote everything. Got into my top company. Shujath bhai you're a legend.”
Aisha Patel
Fresher, Delhi
“Roman Urdu mode on my Indian colleague's profile had us crying laughing for 20 minutes. "Bhai yeh toh profile nahi recruitment ka horror story hai." 10/10.”
Chen Wei
Data Scientist, Singapore
“I run a 200-person team. Started roasting my team's profiles as a team activity. Everyone's profiles are now better. Productivity up. Morale... eventually up.”
Marcus Johnson
Sales Director, NYC
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